Money is not everything..

A father in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce, 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!

''Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.

'She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay', he says, 'It's all set. They're both coming for Diwali and paying their own airfare!!'

MORAL:No man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days.The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet your dear ones.

P/S-OFFICE WORK and MONEY MAKING IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE..

DEEP

Boy: I broke up with her. 
His Best Friend: What happened? 
Boy: She’s just too much for me. 
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong? 
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure.. 
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see.. 
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy! 
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see.. 
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby! 
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see.. 
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it. 
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see.. 
Boy: Well, she.. 
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud? 
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me? 
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened

sweet ageless love

Let’s grow old together… beginning with today. 

Let’s work slowly with each other and build a relationship that we can both enjoy being a part of. 

Let’s share love and understand that neither of us is perfect; we are both subject to human frailties. 

Let’s hold each other close and whisper though the night—pledging our love, honoring our commitment. 

Let’s encourage each other to pursue our dreams, even when we’re weary from trying. 

Let’s expect the best that we both have to give and still love when we fall short of our expectations. 

Let’s be friends and respect each other’s individual personality and give one another room to grow. 

Let’s be candid with each other and point out strengths and weaknesses. 

Let’s understand each other’s personal philosophy, even if we don’t agree. 

Let’s lie awake long into the night sharing our innermost secrets. 

Let’s be friends as well as lovers. 

Let’s laugh at time and plan with each other and wonder how we ever got along without this love we’ve found. 

Let’s never take for granted these moments that we’ve shared, but always be reminded of how intensely we have learned to live, how completely we have learned to love. 

Let’s grow old together… and look back on life and smile.

MONEY

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a cheque."

;p

Love is not about the romantic nights or gifts..

It is not about fireworks going off around you when you have that first, real kiss. Love is not about kissing in the rain and dancing beneath the stars. It is not about the big moments or the big surprises. Love is not a fairytale. Love is all about still having the butterflies after years. It is about the second looks and laying in bed wide wake all night because you cannot go to sleep mad at each other. It is about being willing to sacrifice, literally, everything for someone, just because you care so deeply for them. It is not about buying them gifts but it is about leaving them little presents here and there, just to remind them that you are constantly thinking about them. Love is about all of the things that add up to really big things. Love is rare and special but should not be treated as if it will break. Love needs to be thrown around and beat up a little bit, worn in but not worn down. Love needs to be a comfortable feeling, a place to go when no one else in the world can relate. A safe place, where you know that no matter how ugly you look or how angry you are, you will still be loved..

fairytales..

Why was Snow White given a poisoned apple?
 - to show us that not everyone is gonna be
      kind && not everyone is really who
                        they say they are.

Why did Cinderella run away at midnight?
 - to remind us that everything does
        have its limitations, even dreams.

Why did Ariel exchange her fins for feet?
 - to show us that people are willing
    to give up anything to be with who they love
                        && to just be happy.

Why did Aurora sleep for 1OO years?
 - to tell us that you might have to wait for
        quite some time for your true love to come
             along, sometimes very long,
                  but its always worth it.

Why did Princess Jasmine fall for Aladdin?
 - to let us know that what the heart wants,
                  it wants it no matter what.

Why was Belle in love with a Beast?
 - to remind us that you cant really help whats
       on the outside, but if the inside is beautiful,
     then nothing will stand in the way of your love

smart blonde

A blonde woman boards an airplane. She is extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her seat and sits down next to a very curious young man.

He wants to test the whole dub blonde thing and possibly make some money out of it. "Hey, wanna play a game?" he asks her. "No thank you, i just want to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all you have to do is answer the questions that i ask you. If you don't know the answer, then you give me five dollars, and if I don't know the answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars."

"I really don't want to do this. I just want to take a nap."

"Oh but PLEASE pretty please. Okay, how about if I don't know the answer to your question, I'll give you five hundred dollars." The blonde woman became interested and decided to play the game.

"Okay. How many moons does jupiter have?" the young man asked. The woman reached into her purse and took out a five dollar bill. "What goes up the mountain with three legs and comes back down with four?".

The young man, determined not to lose, gets out his laptop and searches all over the internet for an answered. Flustered and confused, the young man hand the blonde five hundred dollars.

After a few hours, the young man was itching to know the answer to the question."What was the answer to the riddle?" the blonde woman reached into her purse and handed the young man a five dollar bill.

LOL;p