MONEY

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a cheque."

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Love is not about the romantic nights or gifts..

It is not about fireworks going off around you when you have that first, real kiss. Love is not about kissing in the rain and dancing beneath the stars. It is not about the big moments or the big surprises. Love is not a fairytale. Love is all about still having the butterflies after years. It is about the second looks and laying in bed wide wake all night because you cannot go to sleep mad at each other. It is about being willing to sacrifice, literally, everything for someone, just because you care so deeply for them. It is not about buying them gifts but it is about leaving them little presents here and there, just to remind them that you are constantly thinking about them. Love is about all of the things that add up to really big things. Love is rare and special but should not be treated as if it will break. Love needs to be thrown around and beat up a little bit, worn in but not worn down. Love needs to be a comfortable feeling, a place to go when no one else in the world can relate. A safe place, where you know that no matter how ugly you look or how angry you are, you will still be loved..

fairytales..

Why was Snow White given a poisoned apple?
 - to show us that not everyone is gonna be
      kind && not everyone is really who
                        they say they are.

Why did Cinderella run away at midnight?
 - to remind us that everything does
        have its limitations, even dreams.

Why did Ariel exchange her fins for feet?
 - to show us that people are willing
    to give up anything to be with who they love
                        && to just be happy.

Why did Aurora sleep for 1OO years?
 - to tell us that you might have to wait for
        quite some time for your true love to come
             along, sometimes very long,
                  but its always worth it.

Why did Princess Jasmine fall for Aladdin?
 - to let us know that what the heart wants,
                  it wants it no matter what.

Why was Belle in love with a Beast?
 - to remind us that you cant really help whats
       on the outside, but if the inside is beautiful,
     then nothing will stand in the way of your love

smart blonde

A blonde woman boards an airplane. She is extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her seat and sits down next to a very curious young man.

He wants to test the whole dub blonde thing and possibly make some money out of it. "Hey, wanna play a game?" he asks her. "No thank you, i just want to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all you have to do is answer the questions that i ask you. If you don't know the answer, then you give me five dollars, and if I don't know the answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars."

"I really don't want to do this. I just want to take a nap."

"Oh but PLEASE pretty please. Okay, how about if I don't know the answer to your question, I'll give you five hundred dollars." The blonde woman became interested and decided to play the game.

"Okay. How many moons does jupiter have?" the young man asked. The woman reached into her purse and took out a five dollar bill. "What goes up the mountain with three legs and comes back down with four?".

The young man, determined not to lose, gets out his laptop and searches all over the internet for an answered. Flustered and confused, the young man hand the blonde five hundred dollars.

After a few hours, the young man was itching to know the answer to the question."What was the answer to the riddle?" the blonde woman reached into her purse and handed the young man a five dollar bill.

LOL;p

Worth reading story

One day I decided to quit.

I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality. I wanted to quit my life.

I went to the woods to have one last talk with God.

"God", I said. "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?"

His answer surprised me.

"Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?"

"Yes", I replied.

When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them. I gave them light and water. The fern quickly grew from the earth.

Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo

seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo.

In the 2nd yr the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful.

And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed.

But I did not quit on the bamboo.

In the 3rd year, there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit. In the 4rth yr, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would not quit. Then in the 5th yr a tiny sprout emerged from the earth."

Compared to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant. But just 6 months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.

It had spent the 5 yrs growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive. I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle."

He said to me. "Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you have actually been growing roots."

"I would not quit on the bamboo. I will never quit on you. Don't compare yourself to others." He said. "The bamboo had a different purpose than the fern. Yet, they both make the forest beautiful."

Your time will come," God said to me. "You will rise high!"

How high should I rise? I asked.

How high will the bamboo rise?" He asked in return.

"As high as it can?" I questioned.

"Yes." He said, "Give me glory by rising as high as you can. "

I left the forest and brought back this story.

I hope these words can help you see that God will never give up on you.

He will never give up on you. Never regret a day in your life.

hihiii

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think like a MAN

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.

He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man.

She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man is impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.

She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.

She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.

Guess which lady he chose to marry?

Think like a man . . .

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Men are Men.... Obviously!!!  :)

a piece of advice

A touching story by a girl

"When I was a little girl, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.
On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage, and extremely burned toast in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his toast, smile at my       mom, and ask me how my day was at school. I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember Watching him smear butter and jelly on that toast and eat every bite!
When I got Up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom  apologize to my dad For burning the toast. And ! I'll never forget what he said: 'Baby, I love burned toast.'
Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if He really liked his toast burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, 'Debbie, your Momma put in a hard day at work today and she's real tired. And besides-a little burnt toast never hurt anyone!' You know, life is full of imperfect things....and imperfect people. I'm not the best housekeeper or cook.
What I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each other's a fault - and choosing to celebrate each other's differences - is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting marriage relationship.
And that's my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your life because in the end, GOD the only One who will be able to give you a marriage where burnt toast isn't a deal-breaker! We could extend this to any relationship in fact - as understanding is the base of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship!! "

The truth about girls..

we act like we're cold so you'll hold us. Gossip isn't a sin, it's an art. When we say we're fine, we're usually not. Most of us fall in love way too easily. We're never too old for sleepovers. All of us have a mean side, some of us just don't show it. We're confusing, and you'll never have us completely figured out. Most of us like attention. We all like to hear we're beautiful. No matter how many times we say we don't care, we usually do. We'll mess with your head. If we say that nothing's wrong, something usually is. And just when you think you have us figured out, something will change and you'll be all wrong..

Help me be GOOD !

today i'm having campaign 'help me be good'
in communication
this campaign help me be better
there a lot of type of communication
and i must admit
i'm not so good when its come to communicate
especially to new people
i am not a loner
i just prefer to be by myself
maybe thats make me not-so-very-good communicator
now,after they help me be good
i guess i will use what i get from this campaign to be
not just a better speaker
but also a better listener
so that,i'll be better person
anyway,
better is better right?
wish me luck ;))

indeed..