K.A.M.I

6 January 2011
the day my life begin one more time as a student in KPMIM
i was excited and looking forward to meet my friends there
01-30 is my latest room
in my room i got the super awesome people as my roomate a.k.a my classmate
and i love them so very much

the unexpected one - Julai ;p

the caring one - fara :)

the funny one - ayeen :D

hope our friendship will never end.

thanks guys for brighten up my days here 

it sure means a lot ;))

LOVE

Why was Snow White given a poisoned apple?
 - to show us that not everyone is gonna be
      kind && not everyone is really who
                        they say they are.

Why did Cinderella run away at midnight?
 - to remind us that everything does
        have its limitations, even dreams.

Why did Ariel exchange her fins for feet?
 - to show us that people are willing
    to give up anything to be with who they love
                        && to just be happy.

Why did Aurora sleep for 1OO years?
 - to tell us that you might have to wait for
        quite some time for your true love to come
             along, sometimes very long,
                  but its always worth it.

Why did Princess Jasmine fall for Aladdin?
 - to let us know that what the heart wants,
                  it wants it no matter what.

Why was Belle in love with a Beast?
 - to remind us that you cant really help whats
       on the outside, but if the inside is beautiful,
     then nothing will stand in the way of your love

sTilL HerE

its been a while i did not update my blog
it is cause i having a little problems with my broadband
but now,im back for more blogging
more story to tell
and more things to share
love ya !!

<3

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER! :D

Dear wife:

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!


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Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.

I hope that’s not a problem

How to avoid a speeding ticket?

*cop pulls you over*
Cop: Can i see your liscense
You: I dont have one
Cop: Right, can i see the proof of ownership of this car?
You: Its not my car.
Cop: Well where is the owner?
You: I killed him he is in the trunk.
*Cop takes out walkie talkie and call over the commisoner*
Commisoner: Is everything all right sir?
You: Fine thank you.
Commisoner: This officer tells me you stole this car, you killed the owner, and you dont have a liscense. Is this true?
You: No. Heres my liscense and proof of ownership.
*Show him Liscense and proof of ownership*
You: and as you can see
*open trunk*
You: Theres no one in the trunk.
*Commisoner looks confused* You: I bet he also told you i was speeding.
And thats how you avoid a speeding ticket.

“HATE LETTER”

Read this.. It is so funny and creative. This is a loveletter from a boy to a girl…. However, the girl’s father does not like him and want them stop their relationship……and so..the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows that the girl’s father will definitely read this letter..

1 “The great love that I have for you 2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you 3 grows every day. When I see you, 4 I do not even like your face; 5 the one thing that I want to do is to 6 look at other girls. I never wanted to 7 marry you. Our last conversation 8 was very boring and has not 9 made me look forward to seeing you again. 10 You think only of yourself. 11 If we were married, I know that I would find 12 life very difficult, and I would have no 13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart 14 to give, but it is not something that 15 I want to give to you. No one is more 16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not 17 able to care for me and help me. 18 I sincerely want you to understand that 19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor 20 if you think this is the end. Do not try 21 to answer this. Your letters are full of 22 things that do not interest me. You have no 23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me, 24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that 25 I am still your boyfriend.”

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to “READ BETWEEN THE LINES”, meaning-only to read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23.25. (Odd Numbers) So..Please try reading it again! 

It’s so smart & sweet…. :))

one more year